Wishful Thinking

Thursday, April 13, 2006

I found this when I was filing away some old digital photos. Now, you probably know that I'm not computer-savvy enough to have photoshopped this little gem. No, I took this on the side of some road in north-central Arkansas--I want to say it was Imboden--on the way to the Donimal's batchelor party in the summer of '04.

Enjoy.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

V dropped it like it's hot.

Not only is that a little homage to the brilliant V Dub (representing Deutschland!) commercials, racist though they are, but it's also my critique of V for Vendetta, which I regrettfully saw tonight. Indeed, V dropped something on me tonight: ass.

I'm a little embarrassed to say it, but I had rather high expectations for this film--and not just because Natalie Portman has a certain flair for shining up pretty drab movies. I was really eager to see a superhyped, big-budget film address fascism in a way that was unambiguously linked to our current political climate of fear. But, to paraphrase the comment of a participant in last week's MRG conference, V for Vendetta is just "a fascist film about fascism."

It's not that I minded all of the film's hamhanded dialogue and symbolism. To be sure, it became tiresome, but sometimes agitprop is necessary to make a point. The problem was that the film's point was hopelessly confused.

--The film is supposed to be about revolution, but the protagonist, the mysterious V, spends his time tracking down the people who tortured him in a dissenters' prison (and we never know the nature of his original dissent). His revolution has nothing to do with fascism at all. It's solely predicated on revenge, so at least the title isn't completely misleading. Frankly, the "revolutionary" motive is so polluted that V could just as easily be tracking down gas station clerks who stiffed him on change instead of corrupt fascists. It just so happens that the people who fucked him over were part of the fascist government, but that's really immaterial to his desires. This is the most repugnant aspect of the film: it portrays revolutionaries as terrorists inspired only by hate, devoid of any totalizing political agenda.

--The film tries to make the point, Batman Begins-style, that such crusades are not about "the man behind the mask" so much as they are about the ideas those persons embody. That's a fair enough claim, but then the film systematically contradicts itself, valorizing the man in glamorous hero shots. Evey, Portman's character, seems to have more respect for V's conviction than for his methods, again privileging man over idea. Sigh.

--This egoism plays out in V himself. Evidently the guy spends a lot of time setting up dominos so that they'll fall into an artsy representation of his initial. He paints his initial all over town instead of graffitiing any meaningful populist slogans to inspire the people. He's so vain that he convinces Evey to watch one of his demolitions, knowing that doing so would put her in the eye of the fascist surveillance. V also (spoiler coming........) convinces Evey that she's been caught by the fascists just so he can dramatically "liberate" her in a narcissistic display of his own cunning. This liberation has nothing at all to do with freeing the people from fascism.

--The film also spends an inordinate amount of time queering its plot, showing the plight of several homosexuals under the fascist regime. That social commentary is welcomed, but what about the racing or classing of the impulse to fascism? Those elements, if present at all, have been buried under a deluge of special effects and Wachowski-trademarked philosophical soliloquies.

What V for Vendetta does accomplish is an envigoration of the broader debate on terrorism. Is V wrong to endanger civilian lives in the pursuit of his (quasi-)political goals? Can you be a terrorist if you represent a groundswell of popular support? At the very least, the film can jump-start discussions about the messiness of what is so often falsely posited as a binary of state and terrorism. But that's definitely not worth the $7.

Saturday, April 08, 2006


Sure, it's a pretty self-aggrandizing little photo, but the Gators deserve it. I have to say, I'm rather disappointed in the media coverage of UF's chompionship. I mean, we had an average margin of victory of 16 points throughout the tourney, and still everyone's saying that we had an easy path or that there was no talent in this year's pool or that the finals would have been more exciting if they featured one of those teams that sells its merchandise in malls thousands of miles away from its campus (yeah, I'm talking about you, Duke, UNC, and Texas).

I mean, I know our guys are nothing to look at. In fact, some of our guys look downright goofy. Corey Brewer, above, has some of the googliest, freaky-deaky eye sockets you can encounter outside of a circus tent. But these guys play team ball the way that makes college basketball fun to watch--the way that would make NBA basketball fun to watch if every NBA team were the Pistons.

Moreover, where's the media focus on our narrative? Sure, nobody on our team has diabetes, but we're the fucking Seabiscuit of college basketball! To my knowledge, there hasn't been another team to go from being unranked in the preseason to winning the NCAA championship since Nova's run in '85.

(And speaking of coming from behind, this photo doesn't even need any of Christopher's photoshopping genius to make you hear that melancholy theme from Brokeback Mtn):

I wish I knew how to quit you, Gator basketball.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

73-56.

Yeah, I know those other statistics: the viewer ratings fell 25 percent to 11.2, marking the second lowest turn-out in the history of the Nielsen records. But peep these: Horford cranked out 14 points and 7 rebounds in just 24 minutes on the floor.


I have to say that even though nobody was watching the game, I enjoyed the hell out of it. Where was that much-hyped Bruins defense? In my estimation, it went the way of the much-hyped Adam Morrison: you could see both crying on the floor at the end of regulation.

God, I love me some college basketball.

PS: That guy who's flying through the air, dunking on some Bruins like they were little girls on a playground? Did I mention I taught that guy everything he knows about punctuation?